Dyscultured

Our annual holiday wishgiving event where we are too far removed to record together, but never too far removed to tell everyone to stuff it.

Cana-DUH http://m.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/tim-hortons-shareholders-approve-takeover-by-burger-king/article22002370/ Mobyyyyyle http://www.cbc.ca/m/news/business/bell-telus-face-class-action-lawsuits-over-rounding-up-call-lengths-1.2852875 http://m.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/disclosure-of-sensitive-telecom-surveillance-details-worried-feds-memo/article21839258 http://www.popsci.com/super-secure-blackphone-will-have-its-own-privacy-focused-app-store?dom=tw&src=SOC http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/12/exposed-nsa-program-for-hacking-any-cellphone-network-no-matter-where-it-is/ Droooooones! http://www.popsci.com/view-ruins-chernobyl-drone?dom=tw&src=SOC http://www.theverge.com/2014/12/10/7370955/the-faas-drone-regulations-wont-be-ready-until-at-least-2017 http://www.cbc.ca/m/news/canada/windsor/drones-helping-sell-canadian-homes-and-property-1.2864042 http://www.theverge.com/2014/11/12/7210621/dji-inspire-one Oh, E-Herpes! http://www.theguardian.com/tech

Cana-DUH http://motherboard.vice.com/read/a-canadian-apology-for-the-new-canada-twitter-account http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/bank-of-canada-mulling-potential-merits-of-issuing-e-money/article21574633/ http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/canada-revenue-agency-privacy-breach-leaks-prominent-canadians-tax-details-1.2849336 TERROR-EYES! http://rabble.ca/blogs/bloggers/views-expressed/2014/11/anti-terror-bill-trades-freedom-illusion-security Mobyyyyyle http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/mobilicity-weighing-paths-out-of-limbo/article21782060/ http://www.iphoneincanada.ca/carriers/catalyst-to-finance-mobilicity-spectrum/ http://m.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/serial-an-unlikely-hit-podcast-sparks-advertisers-interest/article21782490/ https://openmedia.ca/blog/could-bell-get-kicked-out-apple%E2%80%99s-appstore-breaking-rules-and-rigging-rankings Speed IT Up http://m.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/crtc-hearing-will-determine-access-to-new-fibre-t

Don’t Show His Priva-see End It All It’s How They Broke Down The Door Don’t I See You? Oh, I Do See You! Cutting That Cable Why No You Cancel? About Time? Moo-bile Make That Content Catch That Next Episode Drooooooooooooooonezzzzzzzzz Bring On The Drones! Up This! Go Riders Drones! So, It Begins And Then There Was An Explosion Die, Die, Die! More Death In The Sky! Flappy Birds Heeeeeeyloooooo! Save The Net! From The White House Tax That Stuff! Stay Awesome, Gotham Whooooo Are You… Doo Doo, Doo Doo They Did What? Fuck The Police! Cana-Duh Just Make It Look Thinner Put Down That Hammer! Pew Pew! Collecting All Your Pay As Long As Thomas Magnum Isn’t There Back Off, Grimace! Contribute links to our subreddit ! Stay in Touch Follow the team on Twitter:   @anthonymarco   @shanebee   @dyscultured   @mmd

With Shane getting splattered by stage blood in YVR, Anth and the Maharaja take control chatting about the usual suspects and some not so usual crazies and a special, enhanced DRONE ZONE! Contribute links to our subreddit ! Stay in Touch Follow the team on Twitter:   @anthonymarco   @shanebee   @dyscultured   @mmd

With MMD in the house and Shane cookin’ up his typical banter — we still have Anth is tolerating them both. We chatter about the usual suspects and some not so usual crazies. Respect My Authority! Those Powers Should Like Superman Copyfight Who Is Scaredy or Surprised? Who Loves Your Dragons? That Crazy Interweb Cost This Much, It Does They Took You Where? Unplug It With Facebook They LIE! Droooooooooooooonez Kill It With Bullets Not A Drone Pew Dee Pew Exits Are Needed More Needed Good Deal? He Said Detergent Stay in Touch Follow the team on Twitter:   @anthonymarco   @shanebee   @dyscultured   @mmd

MMD brings the meat pants. Anth brings the turtle pants. Shane is pantless and absent. Check out our links at the dyscultured subreddit .   Stay in Touch Follow the team on Twitter:   @anthonymarco   @shanebee   @dyscultured   @mmd

Shane’s back. MMD is in the house. Anth is tolerating them both. We chatter about the usual suspects and some not so usual crazies. Mobyle More Windy Hope Sorry, What? I Was Looking At My Watch Lost With iPhone 6 More Munny The Betta Return Bit This Black Market for The Interwebs That Crazy Interweb You Got Your Bleeping Think? SS Encrypted Pirate Droooooooooooooonez Goat Beats Drone Don’t Do It You Do The Crime, Do The Time Copyfight Be Fair Pew Dee Pew Nooooo Phone Amazon Hates Itself The Black What Cyber Squatting Jesus Fried Chicken From 2500 Urban Dumbfitters Digital Canadian Tire Stay in Touch Follow the team on Twitter:   @anthonymarco   @shanebee   @dyscultured   @mmd

Shane is off moving desks so our Ex-Partay Producer MMD (The Maharaja Mack Daddy) sits in as co-host! We talk Canadian media silo lies, people who dump buckets on their heads while drones spy on and the tragic story of the Russian Space Sex Geckos. Please submit and vote up links for our next episode at our sub-reddit . Stay in Touch  Follow the team on Twitter:   @anthonymarco   @shanebee   @dyscultured   @mmd

Time in Hamilton is not wasted when Shane visited Anthony in “the bunker”. We talk a little bit about drones (but not much this week) and focus on why Shane is talking so much. Mobyle Cell Tower The Police Wind, You Shouldn’t Have Unlock This More Munny The Betta Bit This That Crazy Interweb Show Me The Money We’re Buried Under 512K Spy Free Data That’s A Nice Browser You Have There Who Us? Now, Us? Droooooooooooooonez When Will They Learn? Pew Dee Pew Porn? Hitch Bot Makes It Out Shane’s Way Yah, Don’t Care Swarm Stay in Touch Follow the team on Twitter:   @anthonymarco   @shanebee   @dyscultured   @mmd

We start a new tradition this week when we send congrats to groups we never thought we would. Priva-cee I Charter You Not Who Are YOU? Why No EU Here? I Got Your CETA Right Here The Germans Are Coming, The Germans Are Coming! Sybrenautics China Hacking Again He Wants To Probe Me Where? Moozic & Moovees Oh, Yooooou Movies Are NOT FOR PEOPLE All Those Little Films We Made That You Said Were Cute Drooooooooooooooooones Makes Me Feel Like A Man Weed Drone Delivery Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Wristbands With Ears Leave The Banksy Alone On The Road Again Keep Your Balls To Your Own Country Heroes In Our Midst PS Whut? Back From Mars Stay in Touch Follow the team on Twitter:   @anthonymarco   @shanebee   @dyscultured   @mmd

Shane is back from his Disneyland excursion and Anthony returned from his Round Table Events of Awesome. We’ve got all kinds of secret courts, terrorists, and bears — oh, my. Seeing Your Privates Yah, We’re Not Listening… Noooo, Never. Oh, Those Forgetful Canadians Drooooone Zone Bridge That Brain of Yours And In Walked A Dame… Dah, Dah, Dah, Dah-Dah. Dah, Dah, Dah, Dah-Dah. Doo dee doooooooo, doo, doo, doooo… I Will Walk 10,000 Miles (to blow you up) Wire Less Less Is More Bill Due North You Can Mesh This Up! We’re Screwed Again The Singularity Has Come Contact This Don’t Blink, Google Just Plain Kewl (Not!) Paper or Plastic Let’s Get Emotional, Emotional… Let’s Get Emotional… Confer With The Flowers How About A Nice Game Of Prison? Pew Mutha Pew The Loudener How Lazy Can You Get? And Who Cares? Oh, SHUT UP, Dick Tater! Stay in Touch Follow the team on Twitter:   @anthonymarco   @shanebee   @dyscultured   @mmd

We’re back and we can’t avoid the drones (again!) nor can we avoid the TTP. Dig in, folks. We’re going to get dirty on this one… Mobile Ice-ity Spectrum Me Silly The Mighty Wireless  Shake Up, Baby! Wind In Your Bells Roaming Domestic The Pacific Canadian Nation of Other Places That Are Not Here Ottawa Tries To Pull The Wool Over… Oh, Wait Aaaaaand Again Intronets Facebook Makes Us Sad Hidden In Link Sight No Want Wifi When? The Coffee Cage Match Don’t Taze Me, Jobs! Droooooooooooooooooooooooooones Will Never Die Drone TK421 Holding At The Outer Markers Pew, Pew, Pew Want A Salad With That? Hodor, Hordor, Hodor! Grapes So Good… Don’t Fuck With The Goose Paint Me Like One of Your Canadian Girls All The Single Students Home-Motherfucking-Homestar Is Coming Back! Stay in Touch Follow the team on Twitter:   @anthonymarco   @shanebee   @dyscultured   @mmd

More excitement this week. We’re bringing the best the Internet has to offer. And a word to Alberta… we’ve got rain, you have oil… we’re even. Laws, Blahs, & Priva-See Dancing Like The Supremes! Hey, Are You Wearing Warrants? Annnnnnnnn…DUH! How Do You Like Them ISPs? Passively Listening Television Time, Come On — Let’s Vegetate! An Arrow To The Heart Get Fired Up? Drooooooooooones Raging Drones We Should Pepper That Drone How Far They Have Fallen Yo! Yo? Rick Yo! Shhhhhhh! Don’t Tell Anyone, Ok? Trade Farts For Cash So, You Like Flying, Huh? Pew Pew! Got Me Some Flags Damn You, 77 Years of History! Beam Those Never Ending Bars of Chocolate to My Stomach! Roll Over Those Stones Fuck That Bear! No Words Geese Will Inherit the Park Stay in Touch Follow the team on Twitter:   @anthonymarco   @shanebee   @dyscultured

We’ve got some more drone news for you this week. I know, you’re sad that the entire show isn’t about drones but we’ve got a healthy dose! But dominating our show this week is the evil Canadian government with their ability to share our private information with everyone here on Earth and on Mars. A special treat this week is our new host also making his first appearance! Let’s give it up for Joe Guy-On-The-Street! Your Private Parts Flapping In The Breeze Canadian Government wants to sell us out to the highest bidder! Cyber-bullying law allows the government access to your computers, phones, and your automobile. More crying ahead. And more…crying… sniffle . Hey, let us all just give our passwords to the government. Mobyle What is this Blackberry you speak of? Sorry, Who Are You Again? EUUUUUUUUU Drooooooooooones Crash into me. Boats, drones… they are all the same. Commercial drone flights! Yaaaay! Dudes Think Reading Is Hot Yah, about that non-swear word book Cory wrote. BAN IT! Yummy!

Why can’t we just get rid of these drones? Why all the drone-filled sky! Why, we ask — especially when you have the NSA breathing down our necks. Or… is it Canada giving us the hot breath treatment? Torture Is Phun http://news.nationalpost.com/matt-dehart-claims-fbi-tortured-him-and-grilled-him-about-anonymous-and-wikileaks/ http://motherboard.vice.com/read/heres-proof-canada-is-snooping-on-peoples-twitter-accounts Internetz With Tubez  http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/rogers-explains-why-it-came-last-in-netflix-rankings-1.2644363 We Like Our Drones Crispy http://modernfarmer.com/2014/05/introducing-goosebuster-protecting-ottawas-beaches-poisonous-poo/ http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/secret-drone-memo-will-be-made-public-white-house-says-1.2649049 http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/la-ronde-under-fire-for-scanning-visitors-fingerprints-1.2649510?cmp=rss We’re Older & Have More Money Than You http://www.wired.com/2014/05/darkcoin-is-booming/ To Your Corners & Come Out Copyfigh

The FAA wants to have drones but so do people who can’t fly kites over a bunch of people. Drones Are Cool Attack Of The Droooooooooones Canadian Writers Hate Killer Robots Too Thermally Speaking Mask It Up Hiding In Plain Sight Hey, Wanna Buy A Streaming Movie? Don’t You… Forget About Me Groining Mobile Government Wasting Money On Mobile Carriers (Yah, They Did It Again!) Government Kicks CRTC In The Touch Screen Groooooooooowaaaaal! Chip Or Bell Around Your Neck? More About Bells Watching Out For Us Canadian Government Scrapping Social Media Blogging In The Bathroom Really? Pope Likes Aliens Amazonian Peanut Butter Patents & Others Stay in Touch Follow the team on Twitter:   @anthonymarco   @shanebee  @dyscultured

The robots are coming – and we don’t mean the Tin Man kind either. These are real and they are going to wipe us out! Here is a quote from this episode: “Defense network computers. New… powerful… hooked into everything, trusted to run it all. They say it got smart, a new order of intelligence. Then it saw all people as a threat, not just the ones on the other side. Decided our fate in a microsecond: extermination. “ So, give the episode a listen and let’s get involved. Stay in Touch Follow the team on Twitter:   @anthonymarco   @shanebee

Dammit! Who keeps buying these damn drones! You land is my land… your land is drones land! Quick build your drone shelters this weekend and plaster your own 100′ picture of yourself in your own backyard. Very drone focus on this episode but for good reason. Don’t let it all get you down. get informed! Give it a listen and join in! Stay in Touch Follow the team on Twitter:   @anthonymarco   @shanebee

Drones are coming for you and you won’t hear them until your meth lab explodes in your face. Let’s give it up for the links we got this week — they are incredible! Scary drones, crazy government employees, and intercepted e-mails, nudie pics, and voice calls… oh my. Swarm this, DARPA! Give it a listen and join in! Stay in Touch Follow the team on Twitter:   @anthonymarco   @shanebee

We got a lot of told you so action this episode and we’re not afraid to rub it in your face! The pants are off, the beer is poured, and Shane is celebrating his birthday RIGHT NOW! It isn’t as long as you would think. Give it a listen and join in! Stay in Touch Follow the team on Twitter:   @anthonymarco   @shanebee

The Oscars are just behind us and it looks like they want to eat us alive. There are many things about it in this episode and, again, much discussion about what it takes to get us to remove our pants. It isn’t as long as you would think. Give it a listen and join in! Stay in Touch Follow the team on Twitter:   @anthonymarco   @shanebee

We’re falling back into the banter and we chatter about how long it takes us to remove our pants. It isn’t as long as you would think. Give it a listen and join in! Stay in Touch Follow the team on Twitter:   @anthonymarco   @shanebee

We’re falling back into the banter and we chatter about how long it takes us to remove our pants. It isn’t as long as you would think. Give it a listen and join in! Stay in Touch Follow the team on Twitter:   @anthonymarco   @shanebee

The suits are pressed, the car is fueled up, and our sun glasses are shiny. We’re back at full strength. That’s correct, you heard right — Anthony Marco is back, ladies and germs! It was a long road to get back but he is on the mend and ready to kick some ass. Give it a listen and join in! Stay in Touch Follow the team on Twitter:   @anthonymarco   @shanebee

We have a surprise visitor! Allyson McGrane is taking some time out of her crazy schedule to chat with us about the Internet, the dangers of losing net neutrality, and she weighs in on why Dyscultured is amazing and needs to be recognized for the brilliance it is. Or something like that… hey, did you get your Fairphone yet? Give it a listen and join in! Stay in Touch Follow the team on Twitter:   @anthonymarco   @shanebee   @allysonmcgrane

We’re down yet another other man and Shane gives it his all to maintain the integrity of the show, puff up his enormous ego, and tries to steer the good ship Dyscultured away from the rocks of DOOOOOM. I hear he’s quite funny too. Give it a listen and join in! Stay in Touch Follow the team on Twitter:   @anthonymarco   @shanebee